How To … Make Sausage Worth Fighting Over

HowToMakeSausage - 5Every year, usually in February, my brother, Tom, announces that it’s time for our annual sausage-making gathering. We all meet at his house on a Saturday to process and package approximate 80 pounds of delicious, delicious pork product.

It’s a tradition that began when my father became too ill to make this family favorite anymore.

For many years, dad’s sausage was the only kind I’d eat. In fact, I didn’t even know the flabby, fatty bits of meat served at local diners even existed. Dad’s sausage were meaty, spicy and crispy heaven-in-a-patty…  and sometimes a link.

When I was growing up, Dad—a farmer—would make sausage in his little workshop on the farm. He’d sell it to folks who came to buy corn and vegetables. Customers clamored to find out when it would be available. Being a young kid, I had no idea what I had. I just couldn’t figure out why in the world this sausage was such a fabulous thing.

You know those annoying holiday games where you pick a number and either choose a gift or steal one from another person? Well, Dad would always bring sausage as his contribution. The game would nearly come to blows if someone stole on of these precious packets. This sausage was even MORE popular than a gift of whiskey.

I was in awe.

So when the task became to onerous for Dad, the family was distraught. With what surely could only be the end of times upon us, Tom stepped up to the plate. Once he decided to take up the sausage-making mantle, all was right with the world again. We all gather during a cold and boring month (February is usually perfect) and bond over Dad’s old recipe,  and try out some new ones.

HowToMakeSausage - 2My brother  or sister-in-law, Ginny, pick up 80 pounds of “Boston butt.” I’m not sure exactly what cut that is, but when dad Dad used to say it, I couldn’t help but chuckle.

Tom cuts the meat into smaller chunks—about two inch by two inch—and stores the meat in a cool place.  It is best to use a refrigerator or a cooler with ice. For my family, we use “nature’s cooler,” a.k.a. Tom’s garage. Without insulation, it’s perfect and safe storage from any critters.

After we arrive, Tom starts by mixing spices into the meat.  We recently made Dad’s sage breakfast sausage, as well as some Italian, chorizo and andouille sausage. About half is Dad’s recipe, the rest split amongst the other types.

After each blend is mixed, we chill it again before the grinding. Cool meat tends to grind more cleanly and doesn’t gum up the machine. Grinding the meat is surprisingly swift. We’re making sausage in bulk, so Tom bought a larger grinder. He used to use the grinder mechanism on his beloved KitchenAid mixer, but worried about burning it out. The grinder attachment would work fine for small batches, as in, not 80 pounds! Grinding takes place from least spicy mix to most spicy. After each small batch of chopped meat is fed through the grinder, it’s whisked away to be packaged.

Sausages are either packaged in one pound portions in freezer bags, or put into the old fashioned link maker that Dad used. This piece of machinery must be at least 100 years old. At least that’s what I tell myself. Tom rescued it from Dad’s old shop, cleaned and oiled it, and now it works just like it always did.

You place the ground meat into the contraption, swing the header over and screw it on, then place the casings on the nozzle at the bottom.  Casings are a bit icky, but you get over it quickly once you taste the sausage. One person slowly cranks the handle, while another makes the links by twisting the casings left or right every three inches as it comes out the nozzle. Presto!

Once each batch is ground, linked and packaged, Tom fries up a taste of the finished product. One taste and all of the memories of sausage from Dad’s kitchen comes back.

I think he’d be proud that we’re continuing that tradition.

Sage Pork Sausage

WTE NOTE TO EATERS: This recipe is a Benoni Allnutt original, and is the go-to one used by the Allnut family during their annual sausage-making gatherings. As some of the instructions are intuitive once you’ve been making sausage for decades, and the tips and tricks passed down become second hand, we’ve supplemented the instructions here with some from Food & Wine

About 55 pounds Boston ButtHowToMakeSausage - 3
1/4 pound salt (coarse grain)
1/3 pound black pepper (regular grind)
1 Tablespoon red pepper flakes
4 generous pinches of rubbed sage
About 20-25 sheep or hog casings (you can use synthetic casings, if you prefer!)

Remove meat from bones and cut into squares, trimming away excess fat. Mix the spices together till well combined. Spread out meat and sprinkle with the spice mix. Toss meat to thoroughly coat with spices. Chill meat in freezer for at least 15 minutes.

Grind meat using the medium-high speed setting with a course screen. Return meat to the freezer. (You want the meat to stay below 40 degrees. At 45 degrees, the fat begins to melt which can negatively impact the texture of the sausage.)

Using the paddle attachment of your mixer (or clean hands), knead the resulting sausage to full incorporate the lean and remaining fat. A sticky mass will form, letting you know it’s ready … to be chilled again. Store in the refrigerator up to three hours until you are ready to process the batch into links or patties. Or a little bit of both.

If making links, you’ll need to soak natural casings in warm water for about a half hour. Check the instructions on your package, then follow these instructions from Food & Wine, or check this video out … if only for the snappy music (plus, who knew the casings looked like spaghetti!)

If making patties, form by hand or use a round biscuit/cookie cutter for a more uniform shape.

Package in airtight containers, butcher paper or plastic bags and freeze. Or eat it immediately (as if you could resist…)

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How To … Clean Up A Foodie’s Secret Craving

Ketchup - 6Ketchup and I have a bit of a love hate relationship. Nothing goes better with salty fries … but have you read how much sugar is in this stuff? It’s mostly corn syrup—high fructose and otherwise.

Let’s rewind. I was raised in the ‘80’s, a time when ketchup flowed as free as the Allegheny River through Western Pennsylvania. Reagan proclaimed it another vegetable, a suitable replacement to fresh tomatoes and greens on our school lunch trays. No matter the meal, a bottle was always set out on the table.

It’s sad thinking about it now, but the red stuff probably made up about half of my little brother’s diet. You name it, he squirted ketchup on it—eggs, chicken, potatoes, sandwiches, mac ‘n cheese. I cringe now at the thought, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t partake. Here’s my dirty little food secret: sometimes I just want a bologna sandwich on white bread with ketchup. There’s so much wrong with that sentence, but there you have it: A food bloggers secret craving.

A few years back, I adopted a whole food mantra. I cut out lots of processed foods, including unnecessary condiments like ketchup.  Sure, it nudges back into my diet now and then. Like when I eat a hamburger and fries. “If I’m already being naughty, why not?,’ says the little Sarah devil on my shoulder.

Hold up: All “bad” food can be re-invented!

Paleo recipes are a good place to start. Paleo is a whole food based diet: You cut out sugars, processed foods and trans fats in favor of lean proteins, fruits, vegetables and healthy fats. Here are some awesome primers to get you started:

I don’t completely subscribe to Paleo, but I find the recipes a great resource for sticking to a whole food lifestyle. Plus, it’s all gluten-free, which is great for my husband’s dietary restrictions.

But let’s get real. As a former addict, how can a Paleo recipe beat out the classic taste of Heinz 57? I was about to find out.

Ketchup - 1 (1)I found plenty of from-scratch recipes that started with whole tomatoes. PaleoLeap has an awesome one with flavors like fennel, celery, ginger and garlic. But I wanted something easier, quicker and a little closer to the ketchup I remember from childhood.

One thing most recipes I encountered lacked was a sweet element. While they sounded savory and tangy, I was looking for something sweet to cut the other flavors. Next to impossible on paleo, right?

Think again! I flipped through a few paleo cookbooks on my shelf and found one that incorporated dried figs. Brilliant? Yes! And the best part was that it looked quick and easy with canned tomato paste for the base. (If you start with a homemade tomato puree, cut back on the water to make it a tad thicker and reduce to intensify the flavor. I love saving time, so I used an organic, minimally processed tomato paste.

One note here: If you’re not sticking to paleo and don’t mind a little brown sugar or honey, try out the recipe in this National Geographic article, which also has a lovely primer on the history of ketchup.

Next time you’re craving bologna sandwiches with a hearty slathering of ketchup, give this a try. You can play with the spices, adding  cayenne for a kick, cumin for some smoke, fresh ginger for zip or curry powder for something completely different. But maybe hold the bologna. And the white bread.

At least you’ll be eating a vegetable!

Paleo Ketchup
I adapted a recipe from Well Fed 2: More Paleo Recipes by Melissa Joulwan. She uses dried figs as a substitute for the corn syrup or sugar, plus apple cider vinegar for the tang and a mix of spices to keep things interesting. I played with the latter to get the taste just how I like it.

1 6-ounce can tomato pasteKetchup - 1
1/3 cup water
2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
2 dried figs, stems removed, coarsely chopped
1/2 tablespoon coconut oil
1/4 teaspoon dry mustard powder
1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon onion powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
pinch of ground cloves
pinch of ground allspice
1/2 cup water

In a blender or food processor, puree tomato paste, 1/3 cup water vinegar and figs until smooth. The figs should be well processed.

Put all the spices (mustard, cinnamon, onion powder, salt, cloves and allspice) in a bowl or cup to make the next step easier. Heat a small saucepan on medium-high heat and add coconut oil, allowing it to melt. Add the spices, stirring for about 30 seconds until fragrant.

Quickly remove from heat to prevent burning. Add the tomato mixture to the saucepan and stir until well combined. Return to heat and cook for 2-3 minutes. Add the remaining 1/2 cup water, stir and bring to a boil. Lower heat and simmer for about 5 minutes.

The ketchup will thicken as it cools, but if you like it thicker, allow it to cook longer. If you want yours thinner, add more water.

Allow to cool to room temperature. Transfer to a lidded container or squirt bottle with tight fitting closure and refrigerate for up to three weeks.

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The Power Of Ball Compels Me (And Other Canine Confessions)

IMG_5090Woof woof woof bark. Barkety, bark bark.

Wait. I’m sorry—this is a homo sapien blog. Let me use small words so you’ll be sure to understand.

Hi. My name is Sake. I’m a Pomeranian. Well, more specifically, I am Canis lupus familiaris.

In honor of National Dog Day, my minion, err, mother, asked me to write my first post for We The Eaters. She’s giving me the evil eye right now as I sit on the back of the couch typing this with my mind. Mom says sitting here ruins the cushions—but what do I care? It allows me to survey my domain. Then I can see where my minions are at all times. Pardon me if I seem a little grouchy. It’s just anxiety—this is a lot to ask of a little dog.

I know, I know. At nearly 12, which is basically 64 according to this calculator I found online, I’m hardly a young ‘un. But can you believe that website referred to me as a senior? That’s just preposterous. I don’t look a day over five.

Here’s the thing: It’s not easy being a dog. Despite my mother’s threats to make me, “get a day job so I can start contributing around here,” there really is a lot I do.

First of all, I shed like a maniac. This is to create small tumbleweeds under the minion’s bed so when they get out of bed in the morning, they won’t step on cold wood floors. Then there’s the cacophony of deafening yips I let loose to warn of inherent danger when anyone comes within a centimeter of our front gate. Our house is right behind a busy bus stop, so this keeps me pretty busy.

And then there’s the recycling I do of Mom’s earplugs and other nefarious items left in the garbage. You know, an in one end, out the other sort of thing. My digestive system requires lots of treats to keep that process (literally) moving. I wasn’t getting enough fiber a few weeks ago, so I helped myself to a full loaf of french bread on the kitchen counter. Then I watered the kitchen floor.

Really? How do you think I did it? I got time in solitary for that one.IMG_0182

Which brings me to my point: Despite all I do, I don’t get a lot of appreciation for my contributions to this pack. No. I get nothing but a bowl of dry kibble and a stupid bath.

I’ve been feeling a little under-appreciated, so I went to visit my pal Tilly for some girl time. Have a drink (the vintage of that Woodridge water is to DIE for!)… nibble on some cookies. You know, relax a little. Just have a ball.

Tilly is a Welsh Terrier, known to be great playmates for other dogs. She just doesn’t understand that I would not lower myself to play with all the work I have to do. But I admit, she’s got a lot on her plate, too. Her minions built this big sandbox in the front yard—something about her digging up the grass—and now they keep burying her toys in it. She’s frantic one will get lost.

Then her dad ordered this huge “bully” stick for her the other day. Come on, minions! Do you think we don’t know what these are made of? And this one is like three feet long. Tilly has been frantically eating it before anyone sees a giant pizzle on the floor. I mean, what would the neighbors think?

There’s was just one thing that put a damper on our plans: When I arrived, Tilly was fresh out of my favorite treats.

What’s a girl dog to do?

We decided to make our own. It wasn’t that hard. Tilly kept sneaking the raw cookie dough off the table. Don’t judge—I’ve seen you two-legged nuts do this a million times.

Anyway, I thought I’d share the recipe here so all you humans could make some for your trusty four legged friends. I mean, we should be celebrated. For all we do.

Or don’t.

Sake’s Barkelicious Bites

2 cups pumpkin
1/2 cup fresh flat leaf or curly parsley
1/2 cup flax seed
1/2 cup honey
2 eggs
1 overripe banana
2.5 cups white flour, plus more for rolling dough
2.5-3 cups whole wheat flour
1 chicken bullion packet

IMG_0181Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place first six ingredients (pumpkin, parsley, flax, honey, eggs and banana) in a food processor and puree until smooth and parsley is chopped up.

Transfer to stand mixer with paddle attachment or a large bowl and begin to add flour one cup at a time until you have added five cups total. The dough should be elastic and just slightly sticky. If it is too sticky, add more flour. Too dry, add a little water or more honey.

Lightly flour a large working surface and place dough in the middle. We used a pastry mat, which was super easy on the paws when it came to cleanup. Roll dough out to about a 1/4 inch to 1/2 inch thick based on your pooches preferences (thinner will be crunchier. Personally, I am a dainty girl who likes my treats with a little more chew factor.)

One note here: I couldn’t give a poop bag what shape these are, but if your minion is like mine, you might suggest he or she order a dog bone shaped cutter in advance. My human spent half a day looking for one when she could have been at my beck and call.

Transfer treats to two or three non-stick or parchment-covered cookie sheets. You can also use a Silpat or other silicone liner. Place in oven and cook for 3o to 40 minutes.

Cookies are done when they are slightly browned on top and crunchy. Remove from pan to prevent further coking (use a cooling rack or wax paper.) They will harden further when they cool, so take them out as soon as they begin to brown if your master, I mean doggie, likes—or needs—a less crunchy snack.

 

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photo credit to Aaron Otis Photography 2014


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