I Moustache You A Question … Do You Like Bacon, Cupcake?

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My husband, Adam, and his shadow, Steve Rogers, survey the Point Reyes National Seashore. I can’t explain why he and his shadow have different names, but my guy does fancy him some Captain America. They saved earth from alien intruders right after I snapped this pic.

DISCLAIMER: This story, like so many others you read here on We The Eaters, contains bacon. Lot’s of it. It’s like a freaky bacon party up in here. Proceed (I mean, read) with caution … and a fresh supply of crispy goodness nearby.

Last summer while visiting the folks in San Francisco, my brother, the hubs and I found ourselves with nothing to do, a car at our disposal … and the brilliant idea that beers were in order.

On such a gorgeous, sunny day—a drive up the coast, perhaps?

Our tour began with lunch, as we barely made it out of the city before deciding we were hungry enough to consume our own arms. This is a common problem in my family, and, I think, the precursor to my insatiable zombie fetish.

A little over an hour outside the city, just off Highway One  near the Point Reyes National Seashore, we pulled into Point Reyes Station with our tummies growling. It was there we stumbled upon Marin Sun Farms.

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Marin Sun Farms in Point Reyes Station, California. This location serves as both a restaurant and a butcher shop. The beef used in the burgers is sourced within 10 miles of the establishment.

This welcoming roadside stop boasts a fabulous outdoor eating area, complete with hay bale “benches” and natural-edge wood tables. Inside, there’s refrigerated cases of  every kind of bone broth imaginable, including goat, beef and lamb. Fresh meats are displayed in another case with quirky signs advertising “super awesome bacon.” (Um … isn’t all bacon super awesome? The answer: No. All bacon is not created equal. This may be the best I’ve ever tried.)

What we order may clue you in on how well we roll together as family. All three of us get the same thing—a beef burger with Gruyere and bacon (and it begins…) and a side of Brussels Sprouts with Parmesan and aioli. (Frankly, I feel the same way about Brussels sprouts as I do Zombies … especially when they come with bacon.)

While the boys discussed the day’s beer strategy, I excused myself to chat with then-chef, Paul Bondick, who shared the Marin Sun Farms’ story.

He says that owner Dave Evans—a fourth generation farmer—inherited a large parcel of grasslands in the nearby park. Evans had a dream … about bacon. No, I’m kidding. According to the company’s website, he had a dream to, “[create] a more sustainable food model and inspire an agrarian culture that conserves our landscapes, supports the health of its inhabitants and restores the vitality of a region that has thrived for hundreds of years.” That idea came to fruition in this pasture-to-plate establishment, where the meat served is sourced from within the region’s own food shed.

What the heck is a food shed, you ask? It’s a geographic region that produces the food meant to supply the population of that specific area. This one consists of a 250 mile radius of land surrounding the San Francisco Bay Area, where co-operative farms raise livestock according to specific rules about how the animals are treated. To Marin Sun Farms, that means 100% grass-fed and pasture-raised.

But the grass-fed part is interesting given the heat of summer and an ongoing drought, which this year alone has left thousands without running water.

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Marin Sun Farm’s beef burger with bacon and Gruyere. A total of ten days, pasture-to-table.

“Ninety-Five percent of California is in severe drought right now,” Bondick says, pointing to grass on pasture lands that is not replenishing. Cattle operations have had to supplement feed with alfalfa and corn, an expense that drives prices up and has consumers questioning the grass-fed moniker. “It’s raising issues about all grass-fed [beef].”

Our food was served, which was excellent timing, as I only had one good arm left to eat it with. Thankfully, I managed to wolf it down before the freaks I was travelling with tried and take it from me. Yes—it was that good. Like really, really … probably one of my top five burgers of all time. Bondick explains why.

“That beef you just had was slaughtered June 20th,” he says. “It was processed the 23rd, delivered here the 25th, ground the 29th.”

So this happy moo-moo cow was home on the range—just down the road—chewing cud about 10 days before it landed on my plate. Typically it take three to five weeks from farm-to-market. Although some would argue aging improves the flavor, this was the freshest beef I’ve ever consumed—and absolutely delicious.

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Where have you seen this house before? Post your guess in the comment section below before you peek at the answer!

Moving on, our next stop was decidedly more touristy in nature. Any guesses as to where you’ve seen the house pictured at right before? Can you re-caaaaaaawwwww? Come on … don’t assume my little riddle is for the birds and peek at the answer before you decide I’ve put a hitch in your plans to get to the end of this incredibly long post (and sentence). Definitely worth the stop in Bodega, CA.

Making our way further north, we stopped in Santa Rosa at Russian River Brewing Company, where we threw down $16 for a flight of 18 different beers. We sample suds from Suplication (which I thought interesting, but the boys declared no) to a wide variety of hoppy beers, including Happy Hop, Blind Pig IPA and Row 2, Hill56). After 45 minutes of waiting for our appetizer, I decided Pliny the Elder was my favorite … and that we should go somewhere else.

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Sonoma County’s Bear Republic Brewing Company, located in the quaint little town of Healdsburg, California.

We found Third Street Ale Works just around the corner, where they had the Detroit Tigers creaming the Oakland A’s on TV. The Tigers make me almost as happy as Brussels sprouts, zombies and bacon. The hubs grabbed a Southern Hemisphere, while I saddled up to the delicious Bodega Head IPA and my baby brother finally got his grub (in less than 15 minutes, I might add.)

On the road again, we finally arrived at our furthest point of the tour: The quaint little town of Healdsburg in Sonoma County. Don’t let the population (under 12,000 as of the 2010 United States Census) fool you: This tiny town has a big personality.

Our first stop was for a bit more beer at Bear Republic Brewing Company. My brother, Ryan, had a lot to say about this place, none of it good. He likened their Double Aught to Bud Light and their Global Kolsch to Miller Light.

“It’s like a CD,” he said, “There are two songs and everything else sucks.” Maybe this is what we get for going beer tasting in wine country.

That said, I quite enjoyed their New Oak Big Bear Black Stout, which made me think of this song. And the Tartare Rouge was  intriguingly deliciousness, with a flavor I can only assume is what happens beer and kombucha get it on.

Oh, darn … that really is two beers, isn’t it? Well, who cares—all you need is one.

Except when it applies to our final stop, and then I truly suggest you need at least two … and maybe five.

I really only went in Moustache  Baked Goods because my co-Founding Foodie, Sarah, is obsessed with both moustaches and baked goods. I simply couldn’t resist the two combined. Once inside, however, what I found was more bacon. Only this time, it isn’t topping a burger: It adorned the top of the maple spice cupcake frosting like a tiny little porky crown. I thought to myself, “I’m so getting one (read, ten) of these!”

Which made me think of this song, which I’ll close with today as I think it really says it all.

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There’s No Place Like Home: A Kansan Embraces Her Culinary Heritage

Kansas - 4Nestled snugly between the meager metropolis that is Kansas City, Missouri, and the proverbial amber waves of grain surrounding the entire region, is a small town in Kansas called Overland Park.

Until it was chosen as the unlikely backdrop for the Showtime series, United States of Tara, it was a place loved only by those who lived there. As the quite literal personification of the white picket-fenced “American Dream,” Kansas Citians (that is, people from the Kansas City “metropolitan” area) think of it as a great place to move back to when you’re ready to raise a family.

Before I get out my pocket-sized American flag and wave it exuberantly in your face, allow me to interject that it’s not a paradise in all regards. There’s nothing horrible about it per se, but … I’ll just put it this way: If you’re a Caucasian Protestant who makes more than the national average and has at least a splash of that vibrant red of the Republican Party flowing through your veins—you’ll fit right in.

Fortunately for my fellow citizens (and me), this admittedly unfair stereotype does not stretch to the local cuisine. Whether it’s the cleverly named Korma Sutra serving heavenly mango lassi and coconut soup, or the matumbo offered by the not-so-cleverly named Taste of Africa—a dish that will call to you even after you realize what that Swahili word translates to in English—delicious fares from around the world have soaked into our little landlocked haven.

I could tell you about all of those and many other lovely places with interesting foods, but let’s be real: I’m talking about Kansas. No matter how delicious a relatively exotic food is here, there are a lot of places in the States—not to mention the world—that do it just as well if not better. Like places actually in Africa.

Now, I’m not discounting the efforts of these hard-working creators of delectable cuisine. There’s just really only one type of food that an Overland Park foodie would be ready to put their dukes up for.

It’s all about the barbeque, baby.

Kansas - 1If you’re familiar at all with the area, you probably already know this. Like most of the Midwest, we’re obsessed. Us Overland Park citizens fully embrace the Kansas City BBQ style, famous for slow-cooked meats and tomato-based sweet and spicy sauces. Not only that, but we are lucky to be the home of a couple of pretty famously delicious joints.

Yes, we do have more to offer—but we’re really, really good at barbeque. Sometimes it’s nice to embrace who you are. And since we all can’t click out heels together to get a taste, I’ll share a recipe with you that reminds me of a couple of my favorite sandwiches (and trust me, I’ve had a lot of sandwiches: It’s kind of my thing.)

Joe’s Kansas City Barbeque, formerly misleadingly named Oklahoma Joe’s, has the “Caroline Pork Sandwich” and then there’s the “Poor Russ” at Fiorella’s Jack Stack Barbecue. Both have slow-cooked meat, are lightly sauced and topped with coleslaw.

Don’t run! It’s delicious—I promise. These two Overland Park restaurant locations are the inspiration for this explosion of flavor.

Thanks for trying (or thinking about trying) one of my locally inspired favorites with me. Be ye warned: I like my slow cooker.

For your consideration, I present …

The “Porky Kim’s Porky Russ”

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1 head green cabbage, finely shredded
1 large carrot, finely shredded
4 tablespoons diced onion
2/3 cup mayonnaise
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
1/2 cup white sugar
1 tablespoon rice wine vinegar
1 tablespoon dry mustard
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon poppy seeds

Toss the cabbage, carrots and onion in a large bowl, mixing well. In a separate medium-sized bowl, thoroughly whisk together the mayonnaise, oil, sugar, vinegar, salt, dry mustard and poppy seeds. Pour dressing mixture over cabbage and toss well to coat.

Cover bowl and chill while pork is cooking, or a minimum of two hours.

Note: This sandwich tastes great with a spicy slaw too! You can cut back the sugar and add a couple of freshly minced jalapeños or a few finely shredded radishes give it a little kick.

Sweet & Spicy Pulled Pork
1 large onion
1 3-6 pound pork butt (you’ll want leftovers – trust me)
3-6 fresh jalapeños, minced (adjust to taste: more if you like it spicy, less if you are a wuss)
2 12-ounce cans Dr. Pepper
2 tablespoons brown sugar
3 tablespoons Worcestershire Sauce
Salt and pepper to taste
BBQ sauce of choice (I recommend Cowtown Bar-B-Que Sauce)

Kansas - 8Cut the onion into chunks and place in the bottom of a slow cooker. Season the pork butt with salt and pepper before placing on top of onions. Sprinkle the minced jalapeños and brown sugar over the pork. Top as evenly as possible with the Worcestershire Sauce, and then pour the cans of Dr. Pepper over the pork. Place lid on slow cooker and cook on high for four hours, or low for a full eight hours.

Carefully remove meat from slow cooker. It should be extremely tender and juicy. Use a couple of forks to shred the pork. If it doesn’t literally fall apart at your gentle prodding, it’s not done yet. If it’s still overly intact and not shredding with ease (oh the horror!) throw it back into the slow cooker for another hour. Discard large chunks of fat while shredding, and tenderly place your succulent meat bits in a bowl large enough to house your pork butt.

Slowly add BBQ sauce to the meat until desired amount is reached. Remember: You can always add more later, so don’t go too crazy!

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Sweet & Spicy Pulled Pork
Sandwich or Burger Buns of your choice

If desired, lightly toast buns to add texture. Top the bun bottom with a heaping helping of Sweet & Spicy Pulled Pork. Important: If slaw is heavy on dressing, strain the portion you intend use as the crowning glory of your masterpiece before placing directly on top of pork. Add the top of the bun.

Now invite me over for dinner.

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Buying Booze For Dear Old Dad

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My top whiskey picks for $40 and under.

People often ask my advice when it comes to buying the perfect spirit or wine for Father’s Day. My first question is always, “Well, what does he like to drink?” followed by, “Is he adventurous?” And then I usually tell people that they don’t have to spend a lot of money for a good bottle. There are really nice bottles of both spirits and wine for less than $40.

The answer to the first question narrows down the field: Gin, Bourbon, Scotch, Rum, Tequila, or wine. The second question tells you a lot more. If you say that your dad loves Crown and isn’t adventurous – well then, buy him a bottle of Crown and maybe one of the books I mention later on. If he is adventurous and likes to try or learn new things then this article is for you.

Gifts, like hospitality and great bartending, should be well thought out and perfect. Even if the gift is slightly off the mark, Dad will be amazed by the thought that went into crafting his Father’s Day experience. One of my favorite things to introduce people to is a tasting. A tasting will let you discover, on your own, quite a few things about each spirit or wine. For example, someone may have told you that a certain Chardonnay tastes like pineapple and green apples or that a Riesling has lychee and melon notes or particular rum has notes of butterscotch, vanilla, and oak. Those descriptors mean nothing until you put them in context with other tastes. Tasting three rums or white wines side by side gives you a great context of what you like and what you don’t. Also, always remember: what you taste and what someone else tastes isn’t going to be the same. Everyone has a different palate.

So, let’s start with white wines because it’s summer and it’s hot. If your dad likes whites get him a few bottles to try side by side. Tastings are fun, a great learning experience and should be a fun bonding time with Dad.

A few of my favorites for summer are:

Gruner Veltliner: (Gruner) Austrian, pairs well with almost anything. See if you taste radish & celery

Vermintino: Mediterranean, pairs well with pestos, fish, salads & chicken. Herby, dense & nutty flavors

Verdicchio: Italian, pairs well just about anything summery, flavors of almonds & fresh citrus.

Vinho Verde: Portugese, porch wine in summer, floral and slight minerality.

I perhaps drank all of the Angostura and the Depaz.  The Depaz was quite good in mojitos last night with chocolate mint and Yerba Buena.

I perhaps drank all of the Angostura and the Depaz. The Depaz was quite good in mojitos last night with chocolate mint and Yerba Buena.

Buy 2 or 3 (or all of them) and taste side by side on the deck this summer – maybe with a nice Nicoise salad. A great present to accompany the wine would be the book “Why You Like The Wines You Like” by Tim Hanni.

Ok, on to spirits.

My favorite spirit to taste with people is rum. Many people have no idea how versatile rum is or, how different they are.

If your dad likes rum and hasn’t branched out from Bacardi or Captain now is the time to expand his horizons. Rum, like all spirits has a great history. There are three main types of Rum: Rum (English style), Ron (Spanish style) and Rhum (French style, Agricole). Remember 4th grade geography and the Age of Empires? Have you ever been to the Caribbean? Well there you go. Depending on which island or country your rum comes from will determine the flavor and style. Again, try them side by side to really see the differences.

Cana Brava: Panama – makes a great Daquiri! Try it next to Bacardi and see the difference.

Depaz Blue Cane Agricole: Martinique – try a Mojito with Depaz it’s fantastic with fresh mint from the garden.

Zaya: Trinidad – butterscotch and baking spices. Makes a great Rum Old Fashioned.

Cana Brava Classic Daquiri

2oz Cana Brava Rum
.75oz fresh lime juice
.75oz simple syrup

Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled coupe or martini glass. Serve up with a lime wheel.

Depaz Mojito

2oz Depaz Agricole Rhum
1oz fresh lime
.75oz simple syrup
8-10 Fresh Mint Leaves

Shake all ingredients with ice and dump into glass. Garnish with fresh mint and lime.

Rum Old Fashioned

In a mixing glass (pint glass or Yarai mixing glass if you have it):

1 Demerara sugar cube
4 dashes of Regan’s Orange Bitters
2 dashes of Angostura Bitters

Muddle.

Add:
2oz Zaya Rum

Stir for about 40 seconds. Strain into an Old Fashioned glass and garnish with a Luxardo cherry and an orange twist.

Fresh mint from my garden, perfect addition to a Depaz Mojito.

Fresh mint from my garden, perfect addition to a Depaz Mojito.

El Dorado 15: Guyana – tastes like baking spices and cookies. Sip it neat.

Angostura Cask No. 1: Trinidad – personal favorite (expensive but worth it).

If Dad is a Whiskey lover you have to ask if he is a Scotch, Bourbon, Irish, Rye or Canadian fan.

Scotch is particularly hard to buy for Scotch fans. Without getting too in depth about areas of Scotland and Scotch styles, here are four of my favorites that won’t break the bank. But honestly, buy him the scotch he usually drinks unless he is looking for something new.

Glenfiddich Solera 15: (pronounced Glen Fidick) Speyside Scotch Single Malt

Bowmore: Islay Scotch – tastes like you are standing near the ocean on a rocky beach

Auchentoshan 12: Lowland Scotch – baking spices

Johnny Walker Black: Blended Scotch

Whiskeys are, in general, some of my favorite spirits. Here are a few that taste great and are under the $40 range:

W.L. Weller Bourbon: $19 and it’s a steal. Same juice that makes Pappy.

Pike Creek Canadian: $35-ish. If your dad likes Crown this is a tasty alternative

Woodford Reserve Rye: $39 and is one of the smoothest Rye whiskeys for the money.

Teeling Irish: $35 and wonderfully smooth. Their single malt is amazing, but a bit more expensive.

Here are a few of my other favorites that are well worth the money and worth experimenting with:

Tequila Ocho (Blanco):$35 and a wonderful sipping Tequila. A splurge would be the Tequila Ocho Anejo.

Del Maguey Vida Mezcal: Mezcals are hot right now and wonderful. The Vida is around $35. If you want to splurge, you should go for the Del Maguey Chichicapa Single Village for around $65.

Gin has a few different styles and they are all quite distinct. Beefeater is my go to for a London Dry Style and you can’t beat it at under $20 to make a solid martini (with Dolin Dry Vermouth). Beefeater 24 is also worth tasting but my favorite London dry gin for under $40 is Darnley’s View.

Bols has a great Ginever (Holland Style) and Death’s Door makes a fantastic fennel forward American Craft Gin.

If Dad loves his spirits and likes to make cocktails or wants to learn more about them I highly recommend the following books based on his preferences:

If you are looking for bar tools that Dad will love check out CocktailKingdom.com

And always, if you have any questions just email me.

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photo credit to Aaron Otis Photography 2014


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