Meat Loaf Likes Romney

Just like the political race coming to a head in a few days, this week’s challenge is another heated battle: a WTE Food Fight! As you’ve read, my competitor made chili, President Obama’s favorite food. My sleeves rolled up, I prepared to swing back with opponent Mitt Romney’s beloved fare.

Therein lies the problem. Romney’s favorite food is PB & honey sandwiches (oh, and he’s coo coo for Cocoa Puffs). My point being, one doesn’t go up against chili, inspired by the family recipe of an incumbent president, with peanut butter. I’d rather bring a spoon of the sticky stuff to a gun fight.

At least Mr. Romney prefers healthy, organic foods (well, aside from the Cocoa Puffs, that is). Eating organic is something the candidate’s wife, Ann, credits with helping her overcome multiple sclerosis. If her husband ousts Mr. Obama, there will be plenty of that served in the White House, and it fits in well with the Mormon commitment to good health.

Actually, Romney’s religion also posed an interesting Food Fight hurdle. The Mormon recommended dietary code is heavily focused on grains and vegetables and advises eating meat sparingly. But to win this week’s challenge, I really needed something meaty to beat my opponent.

Then I stumbled on Mrs. Romney’s meatloaf cakes, made by the candidate’s wife on the Rachel Ray Show.

Apparently, Meat Loaf loves Romney. Er, I mean … Romney loves meatloaf.

But, my concerns about winning this election (OK, fine … competition) were reignited when I looked closely. The recipe seemed sort of, well, bland. If you can only eat meat sparingly, why not cram as much flavor and variety into the dish as possible? My own meatloaf recipe includes five — yes five — different kinds of meat. And there’s lots of other things in there for a Mormon to love, too.

I think the former governor of Massachusetts would like the copious amounts of veggies counterbalancing the quintet of meats. The zucchini and mushrooms serve a purpose, too, soaking up the juices and binding everything together — a job typically reserved for bread. There’s no bread in my recipe; I use heart-healthy oatmeal instead, which gives the meatloaf a mouth-watering earthiness and depth. And while the flax seeds in my version may seem strange, they add an interesting, nutty touch.

But there were things I liked about Ann Romney’s recipe, too. Like the onion and lemon juice, and the dry mustard in the topping. I was also smitten with the idea of a meatloaf cake — individual portions that bake separately, like crab cakes. One of the things I love best about meatloaf is the crusty, savory top, and following Mrs. Romney’s lead means more surface area, and thus more crust.

Yum.

So I decided to marry to two recipes together, to reach across the aisle and see what comes out of compromise. What better place to shop for all that goodness than one of the Romney’s favorite stores: Costco.

Though Mr. Obama and his spouse likely would rather hit a farmer’s market for ingredients, my competitor, Adam, was kind enough to reach across the food aisle and tag along. Sadly, there was no crossing the aisles inside the store. We arrived during the melee of Frankenstorm preparations, with half of the city clogging the place. We made it as far as admiring some of Mr. Romney’s fave shirts before we aborted the mission in favor of Whole Foods.

The results? Fabulous.

But don’t take my word for it. And consequently, don’t take Romney or Obama’s, either. When it comes to recipes — or platforms — there are lots of resources out there. Know the facts … be an informed voter.

See you at the polls!

 

Amy’s Meatloaf (With A Nod To Mitt Romney)
Makes about 16 servings

4 pounds ground meat, 1 each of lamb, veal, pork and buffalo
1 medium yellow onion, chopped fine (about 1 cup)
1/2 red bell pepper, chopped fine (about 1 cup)
4 to 6 large shiitake mushrooms, chopped fine (about 1 cup)
1 large green zucchini, shredded (about 3 cups)
1/2 cup flax seed
3 cups old-fashioned whole oats (not quick oats)
Zest and juice of 1/2 lemon (about 1/4 teaspoon zest, about 2 tablespoons juice)
1/4 to 1/2 cup Worcestershire sauce
2 eggs
6 cloves garlic, chopped and scraped across cutting board into paste (or use Dorot)
Salt and pepper, to taste

Topping:

1/4 cup tomato paste
1/4 cup maple syrup
2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon dark molasses
1/4 teaspoon dry mustard powder
2 cloves garlic, prepared as in above meat mix
A dash of ground clove (to taste)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place all ingredients for meat meatloaf in a bowl and mix with fingers until fully incorporated. Take a small amount and cook in a hot pan (as described in WTE’s savory burger recipe) to test for taste. Adjust seasoning accordingly, adding more salt or pepper as needed. In a separate bowl, mix the topping. Using balls the size of a baseball, form into oval-shaped loaves, indenting slightly in the middle. Place on cookie sheet, brush liberally with topping and bake for 30 minutes, or until the “cakes” are firm to the touch. May also be made in loaf pan, adjusting cooking time accordingly (about 45 minutes for a large loaf pan.)

This makes a very large batch geared towards leftovers. You can freeze half the cakes uncooked, or bake extra now to freeze. They’re great for meatloaf sandwiches.

About 16 servings

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Creating Soup, Sans Stones

Work has been crazy lately. I’m a programmer by trade, which can entail late night deployments, production issues and being called in on the weekend. Needless to say, everyone on my team needs a little warmth and comfort right now.

It’s also now officially Fall. The temperatures are starting to drop. Football season is in full swing, baseball season is winding down and hockey season … well, should be, just around the corner. It seemed a perfect time to make a pot of soup — which also seemed a great way to blow off some office steam.

See, our team loves to eat. Every celebration is cause for food. Even Wednesdays have become known as PBW: Peanut Butter Wednesdays, which is exactly what it sounds like — an excuse to gather around our cubes and pig out on peanut butter. We get creative. The pantry is stocked with various nut butters and chocolate spreads — even cookie butter, the best innovation since sliced bread. Candies, crackers, cookies and various other goodies make it into the mix. We then proceed to get our creative juices flowing by combining, spreading and stacking.

I digress!

I took this week’s challenge literally. When we decided we would do a take on the stone soup folk tale, I initially thought making soup at work would be too complicated. Isn’t soup supposed to start with a roux? Simmer on a stovetop in a Dutch oven? Take up a long lazy Sunday?

Turns out, no! With a crock pot and some basics, you can make a comforting soup — even in a cube farm. I told everyone to bring in one or more ingredients; anything to contribute to the community soup.

This could have been very interesting. For most programmers, the higher the stress level, the more our blood is replaced with caffeine, energy drinks and a thick slurry of candy. Which is why a Red Bull-based soup sounded thoroughly divine when a tired co-worker, who had been working production issues most of the weekend, suggested it.

Thankfully, I shook my head clear of this idea and decided to bring basic chicken and veggie stocks to begin our soup creation, along with some spices. I also brought the following: 3/4 of a rotisserie chicken I had bought for quick dinners that week, and sliced carrots with the tops saved. I thought the tops could be thrown in for an extra green.

Surprisingly, my teammates stuck to basic soup ingredients: chicken, celery, carrots, shallots, mushrooms, green beans, tomatoes and an apple. Wait … an apple? Naturally, we had to put it in, just to see what it was like.

Since we had two crock pots and loads of ingredients, we decided to make two soups — a chicken and a veggie. For the most part, the ingredients were quite similar. We added the apples to both to see how it paired with both versions. It turned out to be quite tasty in the veggie soup, even lending a little hint of fall flavors for an added bit of comfort.

There may have been ongoing issues in our production environment that day, but the soup project was voted a success. Not only did it bring our team together, but it also drew other teams and co-workers around us to our little community. The smell of the slow-cooking soup filled the office with delicious warmth.

The procedure for both soups is similar. Simply add your stock and any ingredients on hand to the crock pot. Season as you like and turn the crock pot to high. If you are near the cooker, as we were at work, you can monitor the “done-ness” of the veggies. We tasted along the way and added seasoning, since we weren’t following a recipe.

Get creative! Add sriracha for some heat, noodles near the end, crispy garnishes on top (yes, I’m craving pho). Just be mindful of the time needed to cook your ingredients.

Chicken Soup

2 quarts chicken stock, low sodium
rotisserie chicken, shredded
1 can shredded chicken
1/2 apple, cubed
2 celery stalks, sliced
4 carrots, sliced
carrot tops
1 shallot, peeled and diced
1 garlic clove, smashed
freshly ground salt, to taste
freshly ground pepper, to taste
thyme, to taste
oregano, to taste

Veggie Soup

2 quarts low-sodium vegetable broth
1/2 quart white mushrooms, sliced
1/2 apple, cubed
2 celery stalks, sliced
4 carrots, sliced
carrot tops
1 can green beans
1 shallot, peeled and diced
1 garlic clove, smashed
freshly ground salt, to taste
freshly ground pepper, to taste
thyme, to taste

For either soup, add your stock, vegetables and chicken, if using, to the crock pot. Season with herbs, salt and pepper, and turn the crock pot to high. If you can, regularly check in on the soup to test the “done-ness” of the veggies and season for taste.

Along the way, you can add noodles toward the end of cooking, sriracha or hot sauce for heat, or anything else that sounds tasty. Garnish as you like, and dig in!

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Read My Marinated Veggies And Weep

I know what you’re thinking. Grilled veggies? Seriously? How can plain old, run-of-the-mill grilled vegetables possibly compete with Amy’s grilled cheese?

Sure, I’m short. Maybe a little on the doughy side. But I’m a fighter. Raised on the mean streets of Western Pennsylvania. I’m scrappy. And I am not about to be taken down by some wimpy cheese, grill or no grill!

But, I also have to be honest: I do love cheese. The thought of warm, melty feta done on a grill makes my mouth melt.

So before I lose my fighting spirit, time to enlist reinforcements. This is a friendly competition among good friends, after all. We had to elevate those basic grilled veggies to give them any chance of standing up to their mighty opponent. Forget simple salt and pepper — we had to make these guys intimidating. So we pulled out a marinade recipe. I had never tried it myself, but our web guru Adam sang its praises.

The original marinade was actually for chicken, in a recipe that also included various veggies, but simply omitting the meat allowed the veggies to take all the delicious glory. And why not? These days, more of us are learning meat doesn’t have to be front and center in every meal. Surely you’ve heard of Meatless Mondays? Football pro Arian Foster going vegan???

OK, back to the marinade. Since we left out the chicken, we doubled our veggies.  Red bell peppers, zucchinis, yellow squash and leeks. I had never had grilled leeks before, but will be including them in my grilled veg medleys from now on.  They’re like crack cocaine, in leek form!  We left out the shallots the recipe calls for (no real reason — just didn’t have them on hand). While the veggies were delicious without the shallots, Adam highly recommends using them.

Tell me, fellow Eaters, how does this recipe stand up to Amy’s cheese? What veggies do you like to grill (have you ever tried grilling leeks?)? Any tips for grilling vegetables, or seasonings you love? Give this one a try yourselves, and share your thoughts and variations. With or without the chicken, it’s a great marinade.

Grilled Marinated Veggies

2 red bell peppers, seeded and quartered
2 medium zucchinis, quartered lengthwise
2 medium yellow squash, quartered lengthwise
2 medium leeks, root trimmed (not removed), halved lengthwise

For the marinade:
1/4 cup shallots, finely chopped
3 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon chopped garlic
1/2 teaspoon black pepper

Mix oil, garlic, salt, and pepper (and shallots) in a large re-sealable plastic bag. Add peppers, zucchini, squash and leeks. Gently shake bag to coat the veggies. Marinate in fridge for one to three hours, turning occasionally.

Prepare a medium-low grill. Add peppers. Cook until tender, turning once, about ten minutes. About two minutes after adding peppers, add zucchini, squash and leeks. Cook until tender and slightly charred, turning once. A slight brown char is best, but not too much. This should take about eight minutes. Note, take care not to burn the leeks! They are quite delicate and will burn before you can say, “them’s fightin’ words!”

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photo credit to Aaron Otis Photography 2014


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